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Oh no, MORE bullshit hipster screamo trash from JGD.

Angel Hair were a Colorado-based screamy hardcore band in the vein of Heroin, Antioch Arrow, Mohinder, or any number of early Gravity Records bands. I'm sorry to report that there are no homoerotic pile-ons, rampant 'roid rage, or X'd-up kickboxers here; Angel Hair were just a bunch of weird skinny dudes playing spazzy discordant hardcore with a bizarre lyrical bent. Now, some might categorize this as 'emo' via their association with other similar-sounding bands with weepy lyrics, but that's just guilt by association. Angel Hair weren't crying for themselves or anyone, and if they were, it was completely obscured by vocalist Sonny Kay's seemingly random, stream-of-consciousness lyrics:

Slippery fish, a whale of a dish, a drip of a wish
Our parts are for fucking as much as their parts are for piss.

Anyway. Pregnant With The Senior Class is Angel Hair's discography from 1992 to 1995, and members went on to form a bunch of bands I don't care about. In the highly probable event that this post has not supplied you with enough testosterone to get through your day, I'm pretty sure we have a straightedge mosh tag over there on the right, okay?

Tracklist:
1. Witch Hunt Scene From Star Trek
2. This Stool Is Cool
3. Origin Of Species
4. Stigmata Martyr
5. The Wax Museum
6. Blood Believe
7. Space Ape
8. Land Of Enchantment
9. Pre-Super Model
10. You Were Ugly But You Got Cute Again
11. Kisses
12. New Rocket
13. Crash Course
14. T-Minus Sixty Years
15. Lazy Eye
16. Second Cousin
17. Bedroom Scene From Communion
18. Bonus Track

Where sometimes insects crawl through molasses, sometimes little children eat glass